Index of Titles
A Day in the Life of a Squaddy 32
Aden 94
A Night in Germany - 1944 52
'Ardship 128
'Arpin' 125
A Soldier. His Prayer 62
Aubrey Poop, a victim of wander-lust
and his brother St John, who wisely
stayed at home 174
Aunt Mathilda's Advice Corner 86
Barrack-Room Intelligence 166
Barracuda II 70
Blighty 177
Bumph 161
Carlisle 27
Censorship \ 85
Christmas in Cairo 60
Cobbers 27
Colonel Fiennes, whose disbelief in
modern weapons was his undoing 172
Confidential 90
Corporal, Acting, Unpaid, Lance 155
Daniel and the King 130
Dear John 86
Dirty Gertie 104
Divorce Lawyer's Limerick 91
Drill's the Thing 117
Fairey! Fairey! 73
Forces Food 158
For Gawdsake don't take me! 23
For Honour and for Her! 81
Forty-nine and in the Army 26
Generals ride in Cars 157
Gratitude 139
Home Leave from the Desert 179
I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress 96
Iceland 164
I don't want my name on a Cenotaph 28
If 118
In Italy, 1944 57
Ivan Skavinsky Skavaar 108
I wanna go Home 25
Liberty! 139
Mary Fry, whose carelessness cut short a
promising career in espionage 173
Mersa Matruh 109
Middle Eastern Law Notes 88
Moving On 148
My Love has a Pip on her Shoulder 92
Never go to Mersa 56
No Balls at All 101
Of General Brett, who chbse the wrong
moment to be rude 175
Old Iron 71
Onward, Conscript Soldiers! 24
Our Jim 41
Our Mess on the Hill 150
Professor Voles, a Scientist who was
only too successful 170
Riposte 58
Sergeant-Majors 161
Shark Pie 184
Special Instructions to Fire Watchers 183
Stella! 82
Such a Fucking Crate 72
Thank God for the Red Army 138
Thanks for the Memory! 73
That Bastard Syngman Rhee 147
The Anthem of the Ministry of Fuel and
Power 182
The Army Dance 105
The Aussie's Lament at Port Moresby 164
The Ball of Kirriemuir 98
The Banks of the Imjin 152
The Bar-Room Cads 54
The Blood on the Hills of Korea 147
The Christmas Pud 45
The East 59
The Fucking Mail Run 83
The Fucking Thing was Ours 42
The Fuzzy-Wuzzy Angels 65
The Home Guard Song 183
The Menagerie 124
The Military Police Psalm (Korea) 151
The National Servicemen's Anthem 29
The Sergeant 162
The Ten Commandments 153
They're pulling down the Pub 131
37th Squadron Song 76
This Old Hat of Mine 123
330th Squadron Song 75
Tiger Lil 104
Tommy 184
Trooper 107
Troopship to Malta 50
Uncle Joe 137
Unidentified Objects 68
What Did You Join the Army For? 24
What is a Soldier? 185
Why? 59
Why not forget it? 92
Willie 184
Won't it be Wonderful 112
You can't fuck Farida if you don't pay
Farouk 102
Young Albert 43